No Slice. No Dice.
Pizza served whole, like our hearts.
We serve our pizzas whole because they travel better & are easier to reheat! Fully cooked but can be refreshed in a 450 oven for 3-5 minutes. Enjoy!
Rules of the road
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You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay...too long
With limited seating, we ask that you limit your time. The more time you hang, the less customers we can serve... we love to have all of you, but we want to have more of you.
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No reservations. Fast pace. Quick bite.
First come first served.
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Tiny dining room. Elbow room only.
First come first served. with patio in the warmer seasons.
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Super Casual w/ Counter service
Order at the counter and we’ll do the rest.
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Don’t be an asshole. We live here.
You don’t like the type of service you don’t have to eat here bitch.
- Thursday 5p – 8:30p
- Friday 5p – 8:30p
- Saturday 5p – 8:30p
- Sunday 11:30a – 3:30p
We're on fire
Fastest wood fired l'oven in town

Hangry? wait 90 seconds
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For People Who Pizza
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Ingredients sourced from Italy or direct from our local farmers and producers, bringing our food into the community to form connection, and elevating the talent behind great cuisine.

Hot & wet
How to eat pizza
Typical Neapolitan pizza have a soft, tender, nearly soupy center.
Don’t let the public see you limp.
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1
Yeet Fork
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2
Pick up slice
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3
Fold slice
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Put in pie hole
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5
Repeat
"The ambiance was one of a kind! It was a small little community feel and the pizzas crust was out of this world."
Samantha A.

Special Events
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Catering
We serve buffet style providing a variety of our Classic, Neapolitan and Sicilian style pizzas for your guests to enjoy. Along with familiar and seasonal toppings, we are happy to accommodate special requests.
Nov - Marchish (weather dependent)